Be the Bear … BE the Bear.
I know I haven’t done “Stuff that cracked me up this week” in quite a while. I haven’t had much … Continue Reading →
View ArticleThe Labia of Arabia
There are some things that just cannot go unnoticed. And I feel a sense of responsibility to point these things … Continue Reading →
View ArticleBurnt sulfur and feces
Does your brown business smell like the dumpster behind a butcher shop? Does the thought of going #2 anywhere but … Continue Reading →
View ArticleFresh as a morning dump
I’m a girl true to my word. It may take me several years and a handful of reminders to get … Continue Reading →
View ArticleGirlfriends… can we talk?
I’m sure I’ll get shit for this post. But I’m going to jump right in here, and I promise to … Continue Reading →
View ArticleThe Nativity: sponsored by Hershey’s Kisses (not really)
Aaaah, the scenic countryside, the wine, and tradition of afternoon siestas—I do love Spain. Those people know how to live. … Continue Reading →
View ArticleMonsters-in-Law: keeping Christmas real
This is for all of y’all who have a mother-in-law like mine. And hopefully that’s none of you. The … Continue Reading →
View ArticleApparently some Mondays suck more than others
If you’ve got antidepressants, apparently today’s the day to take them. Some study said today is “the worst Monday of … Continue Reading →
View ArticleThe OC: “O” is for Ohmygaaawdwemustbeperfect
I guess the OC Parks people feel our dogs’ south-of-the-tail dump station needs a bit of beautification. According to this … Continue Reading →
View ArticleI’ve missed you! Have you missed me?
Don’t answer that. HI! I know, I know… you thought I died, or ran away with the circus or something, … Continue Reading →
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